Del "Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away." - Paul Terry exercise, laziness 0
Del "Saying 'I notice you're a nerd' is like saying, 'Hey, I notice that you'd rather be intelligent than be stupid, that you'd rather be thoughtful than be vapid, that you believe that there are things that matter more than the arrest record of Lindsay L" - John Green neerds, nerdfighters 0
Del "The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid." - Jane Austen books, classic, aliteracy 0
Del "A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment." - Jane Austen love, romantic, women 0
Del "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." - Groucho Marx animals, books, friends 0
Del "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye" - Jim Henson life, 0
Del "The story so far: In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams scifi 0
Del "Remember, we're madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me anytime you feel like it." - Suzanne Collins love 0
Del "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea" - Robert A. Heinlein women, cats 0
Del "The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it." - Terry Pratchett thinking, knowledge, open-minded 0
Del "Every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists of not exceeding that limit" - Elbert Hubbard man, fool 3
Del "The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept" - George Carlin insanity, lies, lying, truth 0
Del "Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results." - Narcotics Anonymous insanity, life, 0
Del "Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car." - Garrison Keillor religion 0
Del "Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could." - Charles J. Sykes nerd, neerds, work 0
Del "I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book." - Groucho Marx books, reading, television 0
Del "It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then." - Lewis Carol inspirational, alice, psychological, yesterday 0
Del "Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company." - Benjamin Franklin Wade teology, philosophy 0
Del "I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens." - Woody Allen life, death, fear 0
Del "I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by." - Douglas Adams work, writing, deadlines, 0
