Del "I made wine out of raisins so I wouldn't have to wait for it to age." - Steven Wright make wine, humor, 0
Del "I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know." - Mark Twain humor, answer 1
Del "Never put off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well." - Mark Twain goal, put off, humor 1
